when i turn on the ceiling fan and it goes too fast, i feel like it’s gonna fly off and kill me
i started laughing yesterday in the middle of the street because i started thinking what it would be like to have gym class with only tumblr people
Learn the rules like a pro, so you can break them like an artist.
People want to hear songs with the words they’re afraid to say.
if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much
do u ever accidentally slam the door on your parents after an argument and then have to sit there praying to god to help u through the ensuing shit storm that you know is about to go down
My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.
My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.